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The Simpsons : Putting My Socks On?


Homer: Oh, what’s the point of putting my socks on? I’d just have to take them off again a week later.

The Simpsons : Increase My Killing Power!

The Simpsons

Scientist: We could perform a surgery and remove the crayon from your brain. It could vastly increase your brain power. Or it could possibly kill you.
Homer: Hmm … increase my killing power, eh?

The Simpsons : Give Me An Award?


Homer: Oh, why won’t anyone give me an award?
Lisa: You won a Grammy!
Homer: I mean an award that’s worth winning.

The Simpsons : Mmmmm.. Beer..!


TV: The following is a public service announcement. Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum.
Homer: Mmmmm… beer…

The Simpsons : Get off Our Property


Homer: Uh, Milhouse saw the elephant twice and rode him once, right?

Mrs. Van Houten: Yes, but we paid you $4.

Homer: Well, that was under our old price structure. Under our new price structure, your bill comes to a total of $700. Now, you’ve already paid me $4, so that’s just $696 more that you owe me.

Mr. Van Houten: Get off our property.

The Simpsons : Get A Rope!


Lisa: Dad! You’re sinking.

Homer: Huh?

Marge: Get a rope, Bart?

Homer: Naw, that’s OK. I’m pretty sure I can struggle my way out. First I’ll just reach in and pull my legs out, now I’ll pull my arms out with my face.

The Simpsons : His Name Ain’t Santa!


Bart: There’s only one fat guy that brings us presents and his name ain’t Santa.