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The Hangover Part II : The Garden of Meditation


Phil: Did you understand a word he said?
Stu: Yeah, about two thirds. He said something about the garden of meditation.
Alan: I thought he said he’s farting because of his medication.

The Hangover Part II : Dead Inside!


Samir: “It’s not the money. It’s the principal.”
Mr. Chow: “Principal?! N*gga, please, we both dead inside.”

The Hangover Part II : Having A Bad Day!


Phil: Sorry we’re just having a bad day
Chow: Oh you having a bad day?? Did you die?
Phil: I got shot

The Hangover Part II : Part of My Business!


Phil: Who is that f**kin guy anyway?

Chow: He part of my business

Phil: and what business is that?

Chow: Its called not YOUR business, kayy?

The Hangover Part II : International Criminal


Phil: Do you ever do anything that doesn’t end in a stand-off, Chow?
Mr. Chow: I a international criminal. It always ends like this. I met my wife at one of these things.
Stu Price: You have a wife?
Mr. Chow: Yeah, we married fifteen years. Whatsa matter, Mr. Chow not good-looking enough for woman?

The Hangover Part II : Living Here In Alan Town!


Stu Price: (Singing) “Well, we’re living here in Alan Town, and he’s driven our lives into the ground. When we woke up we were wasted and drunk. Phil got shot – we got beaten by a monk. I was happy and my life was good. Getting married like a dentist should. Roasting marshmallows on a stick – I fot f**ked in the ass, by a girl with a dick.”
Phil: “Ha ha, I remember that.”
Stu Price: (Still singing) “And we’re living here in Alan Town. But they’re taking Teddy’s finger now. And I’m pretty sure I’m gonna lose my s**t, and shoot Alan in the face – and shoot myself.”
Alan: “You totally butchered that song.”
Stu Price: “You totally butchered my life.”

The Hangover Part II : Read a Book


Mr. Chow: “What’s the matter, you never do blow before? Sometimes your heart stop, it start up again. Read a book