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The Dictator : Being An International Criminal!


General Aladeen: Twenty dollars a day for internet? What the fuck?! And they accuse me of being an international criminal?

The Dictator : True Meaning Of Terrorism


General Aladeen: You go to the bathroom after Osama, you will realize the true meaning of terrorism.

The Dictator : What’s Wrong With Crocs?


Aladeen/Efawadh: What’s wrong with crocs?

Nadal: They’re the universe’s symbol of a man who’s given up hope!

The Dictator : What Are Civil Rights?


General Aladeen: What are Civil Rights?

Head Nuclear Scientist: They’re hilarious, I’ll tell you about them sometime.

The Dictator : Monkey On Roller Skates!


General Aladeen: I love it when women go to school. It’s like seeing a monkey on roller skates — it means nothing to them, but it’s so adorable for us.

The Dictator : Speak For A Life Time!


General Aladeen: Give a man a vag*na and he will spick for the day, teach a man to use his hand as a vag*na and he will spick for a life time.

The Dictator : I Just Made That Up!


Yakhmandel yakhmandeli ais aisha… I just made that up!