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The Dark Knight : I See The Funny Side!

Joker: So I had a wife. She was beautiful, like you. Who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it. I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So… I stick a razor in my mouth and do this…to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!

The Dark Knight Rises : To Bring Justice!

Bane: I will show you where I have made my home while preparing to bring justice. Then I will break you.

The Dark Knight Rises : No Guns Thing!

Bane: We know know that I have to kill you now. You’ll just have to imagine the fire! [Catwoman shoots Bane]

Selina Kyle: About the whole no guns thing? I just don’t feel as strongly about it as you do.

The Dark Knight Rises : The Shadows Betray You!

Bane: Ohhh.. using darkness as your ally? ..You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it…molded by it. I didn’t see the light ’til I was already a man. By then it was nothing to me but blinding!!! The shadows betray you because they belong to me! I’ll show you where I have made my home while preparing to bring justice… then I will break you. <detonates ceiling explosives> Your precious armory gratefully accepted. We will need it! Ahhh yes, I was wondering what would break first!?! Your spirit… or your body!

The Dark Knight Rises : Torture?

Bane: Torture? Yes. But not of your body, of your soul.

The Dark Knight Rises : With A Chimpanzee!

Bruce Wayne/Batman: So now you’re trying to set me up with a jewel thief?

Alfred: At this point, I would set you up with a chimpanzee if I thought it would get you out in the world again.

The Dark Knight Rises : Admirable But Mistaken!

Bane: You fight like a young man, with nothing held back. Admirable… but mistaken.