Blog Archives

The Big Bang Theory : Letter In The Trash?


the-big-bang-theory

Leonard: Sheldon, why is this letter in the trash?
Sheldon: Well, there’s always the possibility that a trash can spontaneously formed around the letter, but Occam’s Razor would suggest that someone threw it out.

Advertisements

The Big Bang Theory : Virgin Cuba Libre!


the-big-bang-theory

Sheldon: I’ll have a diet Coke.
Penny: Can you please order a cocktail? I need to practice mixing drinks.
Sheldon: Fine… I’ll have a virgin Cuba Libre.
Penny: That’s… rum and Coke without the rum.
Sheldon: Yes, and would you make it diet?

The Big Bang Theory : Caught In A Milking Machine!


big_bang_theory_ver3

Leonard: What’s wrong?
Penny: Well, Howard and Christy are kind of hooking up in my bedroom.
Leonard: Are you sure?
Penny: Look, I grew up on a farm. From what I heard, they’re either having sex, or Howard’s caught in a milking machine.

The Big Bang Theory : That’s The Beauty!


big_bang_theory_xlg

Leonard: We need to widen our circle.
Sheldon: I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on MySpace.
Leonard: Yes, and you’ve never met one of them.
Sheldon: That’s the beauty of it.

The Big Bang Theory : I’m “creepy”


 

If it’s “creepy” to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then FINE, I’m “creepy”.