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The Avengers : Want To Threaten!

Loki : If you want to threaten me, you should have left your suit on.

The Avengers : I’m Bringing The Party!

Tony Stark/Iron Man: Tell him to suit up I’m bringing the party to you.

Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:  I don’t see how that’s a party.

The Avengers : Kneel Before Me

Loki: Kneel before me. I said? KNEEL! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It?s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life?s joy in a mad scramble for power. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.

The Avengers : Shakespeare In The Park?

Thor: You have no idea about what you dealing with!

Tony Stark/Iron Man: Is this Shakespeare in the park?

The Avengers : Ever Tried Shawarma?

Tony Stark/Iron Man: Alright. Hey. Alright. Good job, guys. Let’s just not come in tomorrow. Let’s just take a day. Have you ever tried shawarma? There’s a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don’t know what it is, but I wanna try it.

The Avengers : Trying To Save It!

Captain America: You came here with a mission sir, trying to get me back to the world?

Nick Fury: Trying to save it.

The Avengers : Not Awesome!

Tony Stark/Iron Man: An intelligence agency that *fears* intelligence? Historically, not awesome.