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Dark Shadows : What He Builds!

A man should take pride in what he builds.  But remember, family is the only real wealth.

Dark Shadows : Burn Baby Burn!

Angelique: Sleeping flame I summonly to your form, return. Make the night as bright as day and Burn, baby, burn…

Dark Shadows : I’m Going To Make You An Offer

Angelique Bouchard: I’m going to make you an offer, Barnabas. My last. You can join me by my side and we can run Collinsport together as partners, and lovers… or I’ll put you back in the box.

Barnabas Collins: I have already prepared my counter-proposal. It reads thusly: You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!

Dark Shadows : Become A Monster!

Barnabas Collins: If a man can become a monster, then a monster can become a man.

Dark Shadows : Don’t Exaggerate!

Barnabas Collins: You had me locked in a box for over two hundred years!

Angelique: Don’t exaggerate, it was only a hundred and ninety-six.

Rum Diary : That Is My Promise

I want to make a promise to you, the reader. And I don’t know if I can fulfill it tomorrow, or even the day after that. But I put the bastards of this world on notice that I do not have their best interests at heart. I will try and speak for my reader. That is my promise. And it will be a voice made of ink and rage.

Rum Diary : Only Creatures On Earth

Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that claim a God, and the only living things that behave like they haven’t got one.