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Dark Shadows : What He Builds!

A man should take pride in what he builds.  But remember, family is the only real wealth.

Dark Shadows : Burn Baby Burn!

Angelique: Sleeping flame I summonly to your form, return. Make the night as bright as day and Burn, baby, burn…

Dark Shadows : I’m Going To Make You An Offer

Angelique Bouchard: I’m going to make you an offer, Barnabas. My last. You can join me by my side and we can run Collinsport together as partners, and lovers… or I’ll put you back in the box.

Barnabas Collins: I have already prepared my counter-proposal. It reads thusly: You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!

Dark Shadows : Become A Monster!

Barnabas Collins: If a man can become a monster, then a monster can become a man.

Dark Shadows : They Both Suck!

Willie Loomis: What does a vampire and Tim Burton’s Dark Shadows have in common?

Angelique: They both suck!

Dark Shadows : Don’t Exaggerate!

Barnabas Collins: You had me locked in a box for over two hundred years!

Angelique: Don’t exaggerate, it was only a hundred and ninety-six.

Dark Shadows : Child-Bearing Hips

Barnabas Collins: What is your age?
Carolyn Stoddard: Fifteen.
Barnabas Collins: Fifteen, and no husband? You must put those child-bearing hips to good use.