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American Reunion : This Must Be Awkward

Steve Sifler: “Choir chick! Who’s this douche?”
Heather : “He’s my boyfriend.”
Steve Sifler: “You two are banging”…and you two used to bang. This must be awkward for all of you.”

American Reunion : Our Generation

Kevin: Were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day?
Finch: No, our generation was definitely more mature.

American Reunion : A Well-Placed Thumb

Jim’s Dad: I have not had a night like that since the 70s.
Jim: Don’t need this.
Jim’s Dad: You’d be surprised what you can do with a well-placed thumb

American Reunion : Let’s Keep That In The Past

Michelle: “There um, hasn’t been a whole lot of sexy time in the Levenstein household lately.”
Selena: “Why not?”
Michelle: “I don’t know. I’m a mom now…”
Selena: “Oh please. Just because your a mom doesn’t mean there isn’t a whole other side to you.”
Michelle: “Hey! Remember that one time, at band camp, when we licked whipped cream off each others…”
Selena: “Yes! Yes, I remember…let’s keep that in the past though, okay?”

American Reunion : Be Her Daddy!

Steve Sifler: “There’s a smoking hot 18-year-old girl that you used to babysit. And you’re not going to do anything about that?”
Jim: “Need I remind you that I am married to Michelle?
Steve Sifler: “Exactly. Dude, you could take what you learn from Kara, bring it home and apply it to Michelle. You do care about your marriage, don’t you Jim?”
Jim: “What are you talking about Stifler? I’m not going to cheat on my wife! I’m a father.”
Steve Sifler: “Yeah, that’s perfect! Yeah, chicks love a father figure…keep playing that card.”
Jim: “It’s not a card, it’s the truth.”
Kara: “Hey. What are you guys talking about?”
Steve Stifler: “Oh, you know, just – Jim was just saying how much fun he had taking care of you. Hey ladies, why don’t we give them some time to catch up… “Be her daddy.”

American Reunion : Our Bitch!

Let’s Make This Reunion Our Bitch!

American Reunion : So Much In Common!

Stifler : I love The Twilight books. New moon is my favorite.

College Girl : Mine Too

Stifler : O MY GOD. It’s like, we have so much in common..!