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That’s My Boy : Ball Is Broken!


Todd: I think the ball is broken.

That’s My Boy : You Suck!


Donny Levine: You wear a bathing suit in the shower?
Todd Levine: I can’t even take my shirt off in front of other people.
Donny Levine: What’d I do to his back?
Todd Levine: Let me jog your memory.
Donny Levine: The New Kids on the Block! The heads are all warped now!
Todd Levine: That’s because I got it in third grade, my body grew!
Todd Levine: You suck.

That’s My Boy : Fuuuck! No!


Donny Levine: So what did the IRS say?
Randall Morgan: Three years in prison. You haven’t paid taxes since 94, Donny!
Donny Levine: What are we talking about? Fifty, sixty bucks?
Randall Morgan: Forty three thousand.
Donny Levine: Fuuuck! No!

That’s My Boy : I Was Eight!


Todd Levine: You were basically the worst parent ever!
Donny Levine: I was awesome!
Todd Levine: You let me eat cake and lollipops for breakfast every day!
Donny Levine: That’s what you asked for!
Todd Levine: You’re supposed to say no!
Donny Levine: I didn’t know what I was doing! I was 13,14 years old!
Todd Levine: Do you know what I remember? Is me having to drive you home from the beach that time because you were too drunk!
Donny Levine: Somebody’s hammered, they have another guy drive home!
Todd Levine: I was eight!
Donny Levine: And you fuckin’ drove like a champ too. Huh?

That’s My Boy : You are a MAD MAN.


O MY GOD. I just found my wedding dress covered in burp and its something else. You puked on my dress and f**ked it.

HAHAHA… You are a MAD MAN.

That’s My Boy : I Was Eight


You know what I remember, is me having a drive you home from beach that time as you too drunk

someone ham and have another guy drive home

I was Eight

Your fucking drove like champ dude..!!!

That’s My Boy : I Was Awesome


You are basically the worst parents ever.

I was Awesome..!!!