Category Archives: The Simpsons Quotes

The Simpsons : Why should I suffer?

The Simpsons

Homer: Come on, Bart. Your mother’s only trying to help. So go ahead and enjoy the show.

Marge: Homer, you’re going too.

Homer: But I’m not a genius. Why should I suffer?

The Simpsons : Don’t Discourage The Boy!

The Simpsons

Homer: Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals!… except the weasel.