Category Archives: FRIENDS Quotes
Joey: It’s like, dating language, y’know like, “it’s not you” means, it is you.
Chandler: Or “you’re such a nice guy” means, I’m gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them, to you.
Phoebe: Or, or or y’know, “I think we should see other people” means, haha I already am.
Ross: You know you probably didn’t know this, but back in high school, I had a um, major crush on you.
Rachel: I knew…
Ross: You did? Oh, heh. I always figured you just thought I was Monica’s geeky older brother.
Rachel: I did…
Ross: Oh… Listen, do you think, and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here. But do you think it would be ok if I asked you out sometime maybe?
Rachel: Yeah… maybe.
Ross: Ok…. ok… maybe I will.
Joey : What are you talking about? One woman? That’s like saying there’s only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something, Ross. There’s lots of flavors out there. There’s Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing. Cherry Vanilla. You could get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. This is the best thing that ever happened to you. You got married, you were, what, eight? Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon!