Category Archives: TV SERIES

How I Met Your Mother : Is Boy The Right Word?


Barney: Dude, I can’t believe you cried in front of your boss.
Marshall: I don’t know what happened. There is just something about been yelled like that, like I was being spurred by my dad, suddenly…suddenly I was a little boy.
Robin: Is boy the right word?

How I Met Your Mother : Do Before You Turn 30!


Barney: Do it! Come on Ted, do it! It’s one of those things you have to do before you turn 30.
Ted: What? Sleep with a prostitute?
Barney: No, lose your virginity! What up!

The Big Bang Theory : Letter In The Trash?


Leonard: Sheldon, why is this letter in the trash?
Sheldon: Well, there’s always the possibility that a trash can spontaneously formed around the letter, but Occam’s Razor would suggest that someone threw it out.

The Big Bang Theory : Virgin Cuba Libre!


Sheldon: I’ll have a diet Coke.
Penny: Can you please order a cocktail? I need to practice mixing drinks.
Sheldon: Fine… I’ll have a virgin Cuba Libre.
Penny: That’s… rum and Coke without the rum.
Sheldon: Yes, and would you make it diet?

The Simpsons : Putting My Socks On?


Homer: Oh, what’s the point of putting my socks on? I’d just have to take them off again a week later.

The Simpsons : Increase My Killing Power!

The Simpsons

Scientist: We could perform a surgery and remove the crayon from your brain. It could vastly increase your brain power. Or it could possibly kill you.
Homer: Hmm … increase my killing power, eh?

FRIENDS : It’s Like Dating Language!


Joey: It’s like, dating language, y’know like, “it’s not you” means, it is you.
Chandler: Or “you’re such a nice guy” means, I’m gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them, to you.
Phoebe: Or, or or y’know, “I think we should see other people” means, haha I already am.