Category Archives: Funny Movie Quotes

Forgetting Sarah Marshall : Life Gives You Lemons!

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Surfing Instructor: When life gives you lemons, just say ‘Fuck the lemons,’ and bail.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall : Deeply Upset Me!

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Aldous Snow: I’ve heard women do fake orgasms, but I’ve never seen one. It really deeply upset me.

Django Unchained : To Kill White Man!

Django Unchained

Billy Crash: So you a bounty hunter huh, a black boy getting paid to kill white man. How’d you like that line of work?

A Good Day to Die Hard : I Still Ask Myself!


Jack : You go looking for trouble or does it always find you?
McClane : I still ask myself the same question.

A Good Day to Die Hard : Mother’s Cooking!


Jack: Certain Death!

McClane: Like Your Mother’s Cooking!

A Good Day to Die Hard : You Don’t Look Like A Lawyer


Taxi Driver : American?

McClane : Yes, New York.

Taxi Driver : Are you a cop?

McClane : Yes. How do you know I’m a cop?

Taxi Driver : You Don’t Look Like A Lawyer!

A Good Day to Die Hard : Hate About Americans?


Do you know what I hate about Americans? Everything. Especially cowboys.