Monthly Archives: December 2012

New Year’s Eve : Stop Worrying


New Year’s Eve

Stop worrying about ‘what if’ and start embracing ‘what could be’.

FRIENDS : That Tanning Place!


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Ross: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.
Chandler: Was that place… the sun?

Two and a Half Men : You Said “Ass”


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Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink?
Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid.
Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said “ass.”
Charlie: Tell you what. Here’s a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch.

The Simpsons : Get off Our Property


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Homer: Uh, Milhouse saw the elephant twice and rode him once, right?

Mrs. Van Houten: Yes, but we paid you $4.

Homer: Well, that was under our old price structure. Under our new price structure, your bill comes to a total of $700. Now, you’ve already paid me $4, so that’s just $696 more that you owe me.

Mr. Van Houten: Get off our property.

The Simpsons : Get A Rope!


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Lisa: Dad! You’re sinking.

Homer: Huh?

Marge: Get a rope, Bart?

Homer: Naw, that’s OK. I’m pretty sure I can struggle my way out. First I’ll just reach in and pull my legs out, now I’ll pull my arms out with my face.

The Simpsons : His Name Ain’t Santa!


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Bart: There’s only one fat guy that brings us presents and his name ain’t Santa.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs : Mirror, Mirror!


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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?