How I Met Your Mother : How Do You Keep A Girl From Becoming Your Girlfriend?


Barney: How do you keep a girl from becoming your girlfriend? Simple: The rules for girls are the same as Gremlins. Rule number one: Never get them wet. In other words, don’t let her take a shower in your place. Rule number two: Keep them away from sunlight—i.e., don’t ever see them during the day. And rule number three: Never feed them after midnight. Meaning she doesn’t sleep over, and you don’t have breakfast with her, ever.
Ted: What about brunch? Is brunch cool?
Barney: No, Ted, brunch is not cool.

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Posted on March 7, 2012, in All Movie Quotes, How I Met Your Mother Quotes, TV SERIES and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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