Sherlock Holmes – A Game of Shadows : Between My Legs?
Sherlock Holmes: Uh, hmm… Right. Where are the wagons?
Madam Simza Heron: The wagon is too slow. Can’t you ride?
Dr. John Watson: It’s not that he can’t ride… How is it you put it, hon?
Sherlock Holmes: They’re dangerous at both ends and… crafty in the middle. Why would I want anything with a mind of its own bobbing about between my legs?